tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13552176284208057742012-02-15T22:52:19.341-08:00compulsive_sonnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05093454541119160148noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1355217628420805774.post-71553867163639370622008-06-16T19:24:00.000-07:002008-06-17T00:22:56.398-07:00The editors over at Sonners' Book Club have hand-picked these special classics for all you chat 'scrap to read over the summer:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFcrdtzpUBI/AAAAAAAAADk/weQFHEAw_Ro/s1600-h/TN_Google_for_Dummies.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFcrdtzpUBI/AAAAAAAAADk/weQFHEAw_Ro/s200/TN_Google_for_Dummies.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212682883217051666" border="0" /></a>Chat 'scrap, before you ask stupid questions, may we recommend a very useful search engine: Google. You will be surprised as to how much you may actually learn (yes, that thing that rattles around within the confines of your skull does serve a purpose). This particular edition was edited by NHL:1's very own <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">briereyote</span>!</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFcjPfJkrMI/AAAAAAAAACc/SM2UnkrOTgc/s1600-h/sex20for20dummies_3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 158px; height: 174px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFcjPfJkrMI/AAAAAAAAACc/SM2UnkrOTgc/s200/sex20for20dummies_3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212673842671299778" border="0" /></a>We recommend this for NHL:1's eternal virgins: <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">citygirl0117</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">not2nice_31</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">dakilangmanok</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">forever_frantic</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">alexovechkin</span> - just to name a few. This may prove to be useful in the unlikely event you meet a man/woman who wants to sperm you. Maybe you'd have better luck getting spermed after reading <span style="font-style: italic;">Rohypnol For Dummies</span>? Just a thought.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFcm7H0EXFI/AAAAAAAAACk/A_gtMDGVkFQ/s1600-h/chatdating4dummies.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFcm7H0EXFI/AAAAAAAAACk/A_gtMDGVkFQ/s200/chatdating4dummies.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212677890856213586" border="0" /></a>Chat 'scrap, we know you will be especially excited about this selection! =)) This goes out to all those finding love online: <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">talker_a_talker</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">not2nice_31</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">forsy_girl</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">flyers60</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">citygirl0117</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">wildbp</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">sherry_berry27</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">sharks1419</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">ari_freaking_gold</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">jerzzzey</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">mary_christine21</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">aka_rockin_canadian_girl</span>; etc. Chapter 11: Make Sure S/He's Not Married or Attached is particularly recommended for <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">forsy_girl</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">sherry_berry27</span>, and <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">nashvillepredsfan</span>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFco--NABOI/AAAAAAAAACs/7elhwV-Hyg4/s1600-h/howtorunablog.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFco--NABOI/AAAAAAAAACs/7elhwV-Hyg4/s200/howtorunablog.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212680156019164386" border="0" /></a>This particular selection is for all those wannabe bloggers and sonners out there. <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Pretend_a_pushey_wanted_in_nhl1</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">thesonnedofourlives</span>, please read this book before you attempt to write a blog again - maybe people will actually read your crap. l-) =)) You know you make a terrible fake sonner when even the likes of chat 'scrap, such as <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">berrybusygirl</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">,</span></span> can spot you as a fake. l-)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFcqcFN0YMI/AAAAAAAAADE/udVXAilCxYo/s1600-h/0764550586.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFcqcFN0YMI/AAAAAAAAADE/udVXAilCxYo/s200/0764550586.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212681755629478082" border="0" /></a>This comes highly recommended for all of those chat 'scrap who are currently married but still lurking in chat and trolling for Yahoo! cock and/or pushey: <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">cudaguy</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">lotusblossom604</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">vicesandhabits</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">sherry_berry27</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">northerncutie08</span>; <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">berrybusygirl</span>; etc.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFcql8oBAKI/AAAAAAAAADM/5WMdtD2kXI8/s1600-h/2549401760102609707S500x500Q85.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFcql8oBAKI/AAAAAAAAADM/5WMdtD2kXI8/s200/2549401760102609707S500x500Q85.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212681925122130082" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">Lotusblossom604</span>, here's one especially for you. May we recommend Chapter 8 - Don't Tell People You've Photoshopped Your Ugly Mug and Put it Next To Your Actual Photo, and Chapter 9 - Delete Messages From Family Members Saying, "Wow, totally photoshopped, but you still look good!" =)) =)) =)) =))<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFcq-q7HGbI/AAAAAAAAADU/RXvSCYuQSZc/s1600-h/ystore-for-dummies.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFcq-q7HGbI/AAAAAAAAADU/RXvSCYuQSZc/s200/ystore-for-dummies.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212682349867112882" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFcrdsUIS4I/AAAAAAAAADc/AohvtFA7MIE/s1600-h/hacking_for_dummies.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFcrdsUIS4I/AAAAAAAAADc/AohvtFA7MIE/s200/hacking_for_dummies.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212682882816428930" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFctBzL0BKI/AAAAAAAAADs/hY38KmfR2XM/s1600-h/ParentingForDummies.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/SFctBzL0BKI/AAAAAAAAADs/hY38KmfR2XM/s200/ParentingForDummies.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212684602647512226" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />These three go out to <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">oz_santwyck</span>. Here's to hoping you can gain a job, hacking skills and possibly become a good parent...or at least one of the above...who am I kidding? =)) =))<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1355217628420805774-7155386716363937062?l=compulsive-sonner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>compulsive_sonnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05093454541119160148noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1355217628420805774.post-33102349232797019512007-09-14T11:36:00.001-07:002007-09-14T12:04:16.107-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/RurbEpOtBCI/AAAAAAAAACE/T99Xkekg_gE/s1600-h/deception-sonner+cream.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/RurbEpOtBCI/AAAAAAAAACE/T99Xkekg_gE/s400/deception-sonner+cream.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5110137600038732834" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/RurXj5OtA7I/AAAAAAAAABM/tepYS8bIL6I/s1600-h/order_now2.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/RurXj5OtA7I/AAAAAAAAABM/tepYS8bIL6I/s400/order_now2.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5110133738863133618" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/RurVopOtA3I/AAAAAAAAAAs/7n2F0tPLTY4/s1600-h/deception-sonner1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LQZdRnxqXqY/RurVopOtA3I/AAAAAAAAAAs/7n2F0tPLTY4/s400/deception-sonner1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5110131621444256626" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1355217628420805774-3310234923279701951?l=compulsive-sonner.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>compulsive_sonnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05093454541119160148noreply@blogger.com2