We recommend this for NHL:1's eternal virgins: citygirl0117; not2nice_31; dakilangmanok; forever_frantic; alexovechkin - just to name a few. This may prove to be useful in the unlikely event you meet a man/woman who wants to sperm you. Maybe you'd have better luck getting spermed after reading Rohypnol For Dummies? Just a thought.
This particular selection is for all those wannabe bloggers and sonners out there. Pretend_a_pushey_wanted_in_nhl1 and thesonnedofourlives, please read this book before you attempt to write a blog again - maybe people will actually read your crap. l-) =)) You know you make a terrible fake sonner when even the likes of chat 'scrap, such as berrybusygirl, can spot you as a fake. l-)
This comes highly recommended for all of those chat 'scrap who are currently married but still lurking in chat and trolling for Yahoo! cock and/or pushey: cudaguy; lotusblossom604; vicesandhabits; sherry_berry27; northerncutie08; berrybusygirl; etc.
Lotusblossom604, here's one especially for you. May we recommend Chapter 8 - Don't Tell People You've Photoshopped Your Ugly Mug and Put it Next To Your Actual Photo, and Chapter 9 - Delete Messages From Family Members Saying, "Wow, totally photoshopped, but you still look good!" =)) =)) =)) =))


These three go out to oz_santwyck. Here's to hoping you can gain a job, hacking skills and possibly become a good parent...or at least one of the above...who am I kidding? =)) =))


